sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?
Got it? Good.
Yup. Exactly this many.
*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*